WieRd Car Crashes
DON'T PARK THERE!
Well, this person parked by the Nike store, even though the signs read to not do so. He got what he was asking for, though, because right after he left the car, WHAMMO! His car got totally busted by a giant flying soccer ball.
WHOA! HOW'D THEY DO THAT???
To tell you the truth, I really have NO IDEA how they did this. I can tell you that the person who did this has an extraordinary talent and that they should start a career in this.
DON'T TRY TO DRIVE THROUGH WALLS!
Well kids, next time you're driving and there's a wall in your way, I would not suggest trying to go right through it, because proffesional car crashers have produced astounding results that clearly contain the information needed to prove that there is a one in ten-thusand chance that you'll hypothetically win.